I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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