worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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