The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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