Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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