Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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