hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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