i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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