are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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