Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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