I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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