There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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