hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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