To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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