My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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