Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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