Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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