Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You've changed since you got that strap on
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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