Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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