My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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