She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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