My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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