Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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