I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize