Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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