you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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