what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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