loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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