you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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