going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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