Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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