Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
is wine microwaveable?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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