Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
