Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(302): View more from Delaware

I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(302): I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like http://tfl.nu/tmn6

Replies (25) Good night (700) Bad night (2139)
Favorite
(253): View more from Washington

Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(253): Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it. http://tfl.nu/s7pq

Replies (15) Good night (632) Bad night (3636)
Favorite
(916): View more from California

I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(916): I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night http://tfl.nu/fggv

Replies (33) Good night (1359) Bad night (4940)
Favorite
(314): View more from Missouri

He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(314): He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is. http://tfl.nu/o2e4

Replies (42) Good night (1241) Bad night (6567)
Favorite
(954): View more from Florida

STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(954): STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA http://tfl.nu/oiv6

Replies (21) Good night (1467) Bad night (3818)
Favorite
(662): View more from Mississippi

I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(662): I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now http://tfl.nu/5831

Replies (7) Good night (678) Bad night (1098)
Favorite
(440): View more from Ohio

They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(440): They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME. http://tfl.nu/kpqr

Replies (5) Good night (1454) Bad night (614)
Favorite
(264): View more from Anguilla

I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(264): I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob. http://tfl.nu/tyhu

Replies (9) Good night (1944) Bad night (728)
Favorite
(858): View more from California

Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(858): Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home. http://tfl.nu/rouf

Replies (1) Good night (535) Bad night (935)
Favorite
(708): View more from Illinois

you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(708): you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group http://tfl.nu/bihz

Replies (12) Good night (1388) Bad night (566)
Favorite
(718): View more from New York

With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(718): With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult http://tfl.nu/nn1s

Replies (7) Good night (692) Bad night (380)
Favorite
(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(570): I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies. http://tfl.nu/z52h

Replies (3) Good night (816) Bad night (297)
Favorite
(403): View more from Alberta, CA

It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(403): It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this. http://tfl.nu/72jz

Replies (3) Good night (674) Bad night (244)
Favorite
(515): View more from Iowa

I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(515): I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life? http://tfl.nu/joka

Replies (0) Good night (577) Bad night (246)
Favorite
(720): View more from Colorado

You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(720): You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people. http://tfl.nu/1lh0

Replies (0) Good night (443) Bad night (253)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: