I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!