Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life