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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.

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  which gay bar do you need a ride home from?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.

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  I stole a bike. Here's a pic

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  ...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?

  (734): View more from Michigan

  You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises

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