Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Randomize
