I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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