You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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