I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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