you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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