it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i just had sex bonerless
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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