1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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