evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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