you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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