did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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