he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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