Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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