Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
BRING THE BAGELS
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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