Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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