The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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