I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
i out mim tonsoeep
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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