How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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