i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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