On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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