how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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