Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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