I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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