We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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