I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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