Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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